It took me a long time to get a photo of myself up on the site. Way too long. Like, "seriously? it took a photographer a whole year to get a simple picture of himself onto his website? A picture of a subject he can literally never escape from?" long.
It must have been my cursed vanity, the fact I am usually on the opposite side of the camera, and that I thought I should probably take the photo myself. I ended up asking for help, which helped me get the photo up in a matter of minutes.
Let's take a moment to see the photos I considered using instead of this one.
Cute, but kind of a few years out of date. I kicked my hairspray addiction years ago.